{"id":98,"date":"2016-11-11T15:10:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-11T15:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chrisdonlon.com\/?p=98"},"modified":"2018-03-07T01:27:32","modified_gmt":"2018-03-07T01:27:32","slug":"fkf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/chrisdonlon.com\/index.php\/2016\/11\/11\/fkf\/","title":{"rendered":"FKF"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fat Kid Fridays.<\/p>\n<p>Fridays are really the only day we look forward to eating at the DFAC. Because Friday is the Afghan weekend and most Afghans do not work, it&#8217;s a &#8220;low-ops&#8221; day for most of us\u00a0on RS HQ. This just means, unless something is going on, we don&#8217;t have to come into the office until 12:30.<\/p>\n<p>More importantly, it&#8217;s the day when the DFAC starts serving later and serves brunch; meaning I can eat French toast and eggs for lunch. Then on Friday night, they serve steak and crab legs. The surf-n-turf is ok, but what I really look forward to is the molten lava cake.<\/p>\n<p>Keep in mind, this is an army DFAC, so its not like a souffl\u00e9 or anything, but it&#8217;s &#8220;Afghan good enough.&#8221; It&#8217;s basically a scoop chocolate sheet cake baked over a bed of chocolate pudding and kept on a warm grill, dropped\u00a0in a paper cup with a scoop of ice cream on top. I&#8217;m not an ice cream guy but their cakes are always dry so I get a little bit to assist the pudding in keeping the cake\u00a0palatable. The bonus is when they serve it with cookies and cream instead of vanilla.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a good thing Fridays are low-ops and usually not much goes on Friday nights because after a salad, steak, green beans dripping in butter, mac n cheese, candied yams and lava cake, I&#8217;m basically useless the rest of the night and fight to stay awake until 8:30 when I can go back to my room and watch an episode of\u00a0Archer and go to\u00a0sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Yep. Doing the Lord&#8217;s work protecting my country over here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fat Kid Fridays. Fridays are really the only day we look forward to eating at the DFAC. Because Friday is the Afghan weekend and most Afghans do not work, it&#8217;s a &#8220;low-ops&#8221; day for most of us\u00a0on RS HQ. This just means, unless something is going on, we don&#8217;t have to come into the office&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s9IVlY-fkf","jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":65,"url":"https:\/\/chrisdonlon.com\/index.php\/2016\/10\/03\/peh\/","url_meta":{"origin":98,"position":0},"title":"PEH","date":"October 3, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Pohantoon-e-Hawayee (PEH) is the officer candidate school for the Afghan Air Force. It is a one-year program and upon graduation the candidates are commissioned as officers and then go on to specialty schools such as pilot training or maintenance engineering school. The school is on the Afghan Air Force base,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;AFG&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/chrisdonlon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/image-300x225.jpeg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":62,"url":"https:\/\/chrisdonlon.com\/index.php\/2016\/09\/18\/latrine\/","url_meta":{"origin":98,"position":1},"title":"Latrine","date":"September 18, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"When I am in place I am unfamiliar with and ask someone, \u201cHey, where\u2019s the head,\u201d they are usually an army soldier and they look at me like \u201cwhat the hell are you talking about.\u201d To which I return a very similar look to express \u201coh shit, you\u2019re a soldier,\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;AFG&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i2.wp.com\/chrisdonlon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image-2-300x225.jpeg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":60,"url":"https:\/\/chrisdonlon.com\/index.php\/2016\/09\/17\/mod\/","url_meta":{"origin":98,"position":2},"title":"MOD","date":"September 17, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"Today I got to shoot photos of an opening ceremony to kick off Rule of Law and Legal Issues training for Afghans. 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This didn't occur in Kabul, but it was a significant event.\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;AFG&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i1.wp.com\/chrisdonlon.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/image-300x225.jpeg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]},{"id":78,"url":"https:\/\/chrisdonlon.com\/index.php\/2016\/10\/09\/wapo\/","url_meta":{"origin":98,"position":4},"title":"WaPo","date":"October 9, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"One of the reporters I escorted to the PEH was beginning a 10 day embed that we had planned\/coordinated for him. PEH Afghan Air Force school was not the story he wanted to tell and he made that very obvious throughout the tour of the school. Aloof and uninterested, he\u2026","rel":"","context":"In &quot;AFG&quot;","img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":87,"url":"https:\/\/chrisdonlon.com\/index.php\/2016\/10\/28\/shelter-in-place\/","url_meta":{"origin":98,"position":5},"title":"Shelter In Place","date":"October 28, 2016","format":false,"excerpt":"It's 2200 (10 pm) and I just now got back to my room. This isn't an exceptionally late night, I've worked until 10 pm several times since I've been here. The difference being that on those nights, I was working. 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